So Saturday morning, I was out at White Rock Lake doing what I do every Saturday morning - going for the weekly long run. And I noticed a larger-than-normal presence of ducks at the lake. I suppose they were having some sort of convention or something.
Anyway, a short while later, as the trail around White Rock nears the water, I look over to my side and see a duck racing me, swimming my pace parallel to me. Smartass.
But apparently, that wasn't mockery enough. At that point, my nemisis raised up out of the water and started wing flapping just enough to stay above the surface of the water. And here's the kicker. He started churning his little webbed feet across the surface of the water, like he was running. Just like me, but maybe faster. For about 10 yards.
Is there ANY doubt the duck was mocking me???
If it happens again, I'm gonna have to retaliate and start talking about the duck's mom...
I suppose this is somehow retribution from the animal kingdom at White Rock for all the squirrels I've chased. Furry little rats.